Open Question: Funny but polite ways to deal with bitchy customers?
What are some ways (sarcastic/funny, but polite) to deal with the following customers (I work at a movie theater in an affluent suburb of Nashville if that helps):
1. The customer that sets the money on the counter or just flashes it right at your face.
2. The customers that pay with a $100 bill for one candy (their change ends up being $90 something which I can't break sometimes.
3. The customer that yells/complains at you because something isn't going their way or isn't right.
4. The customers that think their better than you.
